American Dad Shirt – “You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Kids” – Funny Father’s Day Tee-Shirt in a Cup

American Dad Shirt – “You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Kids” – Funny Father’s Day Tee

American Dad Shirt – “You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Kids” – Funny Father’s Day Tee

$22.99

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Built Like a Legend. Designed for a Dad.
This bold American Dad tee combines military-inspired style with classic dad humor in a varsity design that reads: “You Can’t Scare Me – I Have Kids.” Perfect for Father’s Day, BBQ season, or any dad who’s earned his stripes through chaos, bedtime battles, and unconditional love.

Printed on premium Bella+Canvas short or long sleeve tees, this shirt offers a true-to-size unisex fit with a soft, pre-shrunk feel. High-quality DTF printing ensures the design lasts through every dad mission — from game day to grocery runs.

Made to order in the USA and ships within 1–3 business days with tracking provided.

⭐ 100% Satisfaction Guarantee We will gladly replace or refund your item if: ✔ The product arrives damaged ✔ There is a defect with the print ✔ You received the wrong color, wrong quantity, or wrong design ✔ The personalization does not match the approved proof ✔ There was an error on our end If any of these apply, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue so we can correct it immediately.

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Built Like a Legend. Designed for a Dad.
This bold American Dad tee combines military-inspired style with classic dad humor in a varsity design that reads: “You Can’t Scare Me – I Have Kids.” Perfect for Father’s Day, BBQ season, or any dad who’s earned his stripes through chaos, bedtime battles, and unconditional love.

Printed on premium Bella+Canvas short or long sleeve tees, this shirt offers a true-to-size unisex fit with a soft, pre-shrunk feel. High-quality DTF printing ensures the design lasts through every dad mission — from game day to grocery runs.

Made to order in the USA and ships within 1–3 business days with tracking provided.