Built Like a Legend. Designed for a Dad.
This bold American Dad tee combines military-inspired style with classic dad humor in a varsity design that reads: “You Can’t Scare Me – I Have Kids.” Perfect for Father’s Day, BBQ season, or any dad who’s earned his stripes through chaos, bedtime battles, and unconditional love.

Printed on premium Bella+Canvas short or long sleeve tees, this shirt offers a true-to-size unisex fit with a soft, pre-shrunk feel. High-quality DTF printing ensures the design lasts through every dad mission — from game day to grocery runs.

Made to order in the USA and ships within 1–3 business days with tracking provided.