A little sass, a little class. This “I’m Not Old, I’m Classic” shirt brings humor and timeless style together with bold retro stripes and minimalist line art. It's the perfect statement tee for birthdays, vintage lovers, and women who know they’re not old—they’re iconic.
Printed on premium Bella+Canvas shirts in all color options for unmatched softness and comfort. If you choose a white tee, it comes on a Comfort Colors shirt for that relaxed, lived-in, vintage feel. Every order is made and hand-pressed in Texas with love and care.
This tee is unisex fit and runs true to size. It's breathable, lightweight, and made with combed and ring-spun cotton—perfect for everyday wear or gifting.
Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and ship fast from Texas. For best results, wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the design.
Every shirt is made to order. We do not accept returns or exchanges unless there's a printing issue or product defect. If there's a problem, just message us—we’ll make it right.
⭐ 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
We will gladly replace or refund your item if:
✔ The product arrives damaged
✔ There is a defect with the print
✔ You received the wrong color, wrong quantity, or wrong design
✔ The personalization does not match the approved proof
✔ There was an error on our end
If any of these apply, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue so we can correct it immediately.
Orders over $40 qualify for FREE shipping. Orders under $40 have a flat shipping rate of $4.99. If your order does not qualify for free shipping, any associated shipping costs will be listed in your cart and at checkout.
