A little sass, a little class. This “I’m Not Old, I’m Classic” shirt brings humor and timeless style together with bold retro stripes and minimalist line art. It's the perfect statement tee for birthdays, vintage lovers, and women who know they’re not old—they’re iconic.

Printed on premium Bella+Canvas shirts in all color options for unmatched softness and comfort. If you choose a white tee, it comes on a Comfort Colors shirt for that relaxed, lived-in, vintage feel. Every order is made and hand-pressed in Texas with love and care.

This tee is unisex fit and runs true to size. It's breathable, lightweight, and made with combed and ring-spun cotton—perfect for everyday wear or gifting.

Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and ship fast from Texas. For best results, wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the design.

Every shirt is made to order. We do not accept returns or exchanges unless there's a printing issue or product defect. If there's a problem, just message us—we’ll make it right.